Straight Men Love Transsexuals. Here’s Why.

Anyone who’s surfed Internet porn in the last decade will tell you that there’s no shortage of tranny porn online. You’ll find a “transsexual” category on pretty much any of your favorite free porn sites. Some even have multiple categories of tranny to choose from such as Asian, Brazilian, Black/Ebony, Huge Cock, Male Sucks Tranny, Tranny Fucks Female, Cumshot, and so on. I see banner ads for paid tranny porn on many viral video sites I visit while others post pictures of “the weeks hottest tranny”.

Each time I see a viral piece of tranny bait the same thought always goes through my head: Who’s watching this shit? 

Survey says!

#1 Answer: Straight men.

Let’s get into this shit, shall we?

Men are infatuated with their genitalia. We’re constantly feeling, tugging, massaging, pulling, jerking and abusing our cocks and balls, gritting our teeth and trying to shoot our huge cum loads on to anything we can, as hard and as often as we possibly can.

That has nothing to do with this post; I just needed to say that.

All jokes aside… us guys are all secretly interested in other guys schlongs. We keep our peripheral vision WIDE open in bathrooms and sneak peeks at the peckers next to us. Trust me on that. I’ve caught guys looking dead center at my dick… mostly in airports. But go take a piss at any major sporting event and quickly glance to your right or left and tell me I’m wrong.

Anyway… When we watch porn we examine the length, width, head and ball size of the gigantic wieners attached to the male porn stars. And we don’t do these things because we’re gay. No no… In addition to seeing how our own skin flutes compare with others, it’s simply because we’re totally infatuated with sex and have a slight attraction to the penis. I started jerking off to tranny porn in my early twenties, and eventually took it to a whole other level. I break it down in much greater detail in my book. And I didn’t do these things because I felt like I was gay. Like… not even close.

So then why?

A couple of childhood sexual experiences left me with an eyebrow raised when thinking about a penis in a sexual situation. Through my teens and early twenties I always wondered what it might be like to feel another one, pull one really hard, slap one, suck one with my girlfriend or God forbid… make one cum. (I’m nose diving into hell for this post)

But I wasn’t gay. I mean… I really, really wasn’t gay. And wasn’t fooling myself into thinking I wasn’t gay either. I LOVED women. I pursued women. I romanced and chased women. Men, in-fact turned me off. Through the years some of my girlfriends had gay best friends who would hit on me. Men gave me eyes and one-liners about how I “was cute” in restaurants or stores.

But no interest.

NONE what so ever.

The thought of being with a hairy, smelly, stinky, farty guy made me fucking sick. But there was something about the ding dong that kept me interested and turned on. Kind of in the same way I live a vegetarian lifestyle but can definitely appreciate, and tear up a fifty dollar steak once in a while.

Ok… horrible analogy but you get where I was going with that one.

So for me… tranny porn was the perfect middle ground.

Now there are a lot of transexuals that straight up look like men. They’re large, thick, stubbly, have weirdo cheekbones, unrealistic asses and bad makeup. But there are also a chosen few that look exactly like women. They’re thin, hairless, shaped like a female and surgery free. And when I started watching videos with these types of transexuals it seemed to scratch an itch I hadn’t been able to reach for years. The best of both worlds if you will. A smokin hot chick-ish… with a custard launcher.

There are A LOT of men who watch tranny porn. And I can almost guarantee your friend, homie, brother, co-worker, workout partner, wrestling buddy, fuck friend or boyfriend is one of them.

But they’ll NEVER tell you about it. People are reluctant enough to talk about their “normal” sexual turn-ons or favorite types of porn as is. So when it comes to fetishes… forget about it. Like me, they’re afraid of being judged and looked at like freaks. They’re afraid of society, the world and even YOU making fun of them.

I’ve opened up to a few of my better female friends about my taste for tranny porn. Each responded by telling me either their current lover, or ex, also loved transsexuals.

The same conversation applies to gay porn. Straight men love it. But again… you’d never hear a straight guy say it. A few months ago I was skimming through a porn site called X-Tube, which allows people to upload their own porn, and came across the profile of a guy who’d posted probably forty videos of himself sucking other guys cocks through a glory-hole… but he’d categorized himself as: Straight

I sent him a private message questioning if he really was straight. His response came no more than five minutes later: I live a completely straight lifestyle. I have no interest in dating men or anal sex. I just enjoy oral with guys from time to time.

And yes… a man posting his self-made glory hole videos of himself swallowing loads may be extreme. But the point is… there are many more men out there that feel this way than you’d think. Some of you women reading this have dated them, fucked them, and may be involved with one or two of them now. Some of you men reading this had beers with that dude last night. Some of you reading this are that guy.

So why am I writing about this shit? Because I don’t want men (and women) with the same feelings to feel alone. I know they read my blog because I’ve received emails from them. It took me years to accept and figure out the way I felt. And in the end there’s nothing wrong with it. With YOU. We’re all a little bit crazy, a tad fucked up and really perverted. But for some reason our unrealistic, puritanical socially makes us believe that we’re bad, or gay, or sick, or twisted for doing what makes us happy or gives us pleasure.

It’s so ridiculous.

Own whatever turns you on and makes you happy. If you’re a straight guy and want to diddle a ding-dong, do it. If you’re a straight woman and want to cuddle a clitoris, make it happen. If you’re a tranny and want to jerk off to horse porn, then by golly… jerk until the cows come home. Does that mean you need to spread your business to the world? No. But you also don’t need to feel ashamed.