December 2009
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November 2009
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The Pick Up Artist
I received a few emails over the last couple weeks asking how I get so many women, which is really funny to me because I don’t really think I get all that much action. Not compared to some of my friend’s. I have this one friend—I had to stop hanging with because of his douchebaggery—whose sole mission in life, is to fuck different girls. He has this line he uses around his friends… Before...
Growing Up
I first discovered porn through a friend. One day I went to his house after school and he told me he had a mega-secret. A mega-secret! That’s serious shit right there! He said he needed to show me something, but made me promise to keep it to myself. I promised, and to show him how serious I was I offered to pinky swear.
It doesn’t get much more serious than that!
Once his parent’s left he...
This Weekend’s 1st Date With "The Po Po"
So I had this blind date this past Saturday night. When I say blind, I mean blind. There was zero correspondence between the girl and I before we met. The matchmaker just wouldn’t allow it; I guess she thought it was cute. I’d been pretty sick the last couple weeks so I didn’t have the energy to beg or complain. All I knew of her was that she was 26 and had an “interesting job”. Fuck it, I like a...
Why Guy’s Are Fucked & Women Are Screwed
I went to a friend’s place last night for a boy’s night of sorts. 10 dudes packed into a small, carpeted West-LA apartment to watch the Manny Pacquiao fight from last weekend—none of us caught it the night of. The fight was basically an excuse to get 10 guys together, because as a guy you can’t just call a bunch of dudes and ask them to come over to talk. That would be weird, and potentially...
The Department Store Blow
Earlier this year I had a fling with this younger Jewish chick out here from NY. She was 24, very down to earth and highly family oriented which I really respected. She thought she was much cuter and much more stylish than she actually was. I wasn’t extremely attracted to her and the sex was never that good, but we had a quirky little connection fused together by the powers of Judaism. It was one...
Remove From Mailing List Request, Too Funny
From: xxxxxxxx@xxxxx.com
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:18:24 -0800
Subject: how do i remove my email address from your mailing list?
To: singlemansdiary@hotmail.com
hi,
can you please remove my email address from your email list.
thanks
On Mon, Nov 16, 2009 at 8:02 PM, <singlemansdiary@hotmail.com> wrote:
I will remove it, thank you.
Out of simple curiosity, why the request?
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"Don't Stop, I'm Gonna....!"
Thank you all for the well wishes and support! Unfortunately, I am still fighting off a pretty nasty fever and cold-ish thing. Last temperature check showed a cool 101.1, down from a 102.4 yesterday. Needless to say, I feel like poopy. It’s so hard to think about sex or dating when you’re past a certain point of sickness, ya know? Even porn—which is pretty much a daily occurrence for me—is a turn...
Hell
Sorry for the lack of posts. I’ve been sick as all hell. Will be back shortly, or when I find a hot chick who likes fevers and runny noses.
Holler People
Getting Flaked On By Red
I was a little unsure on what do to about red after last weeks date. We had a really amazing time our first 2 dates, but when I saw her last weekend it seemed to go awry. I also need to clarify that I didn’t expect her to diddle me just because I took her to dinner. Of-course not. I guess I just believe in give & take. If a woman sucks my dick, she’s either getting eaten out, fucked, or both...
The Long & Short Of It
A reader wrote me the other day asking what men thought about certain women’s hairstyles. Not the most riveting topic perhaps, but I felt like I should elaborate.
I’m pretty much open to any hairstyle. I love it really long, as well as really short. I especially like short haircuts that are kind of spiky and rocker-ish. I remember watching this episode of Millionaire Matchmaker. While screening...
Last Night's 3rd Date With "Red", & A Little...
It took me 4 days or so to convince red that I had NO intention of trying to get my friend have a 3-way with her and her cousin. We’d chat on the phone and she’d be cool, but would become distant when I’d try to lock down plans. After bringing up the 3-way thing 4 or 5 times she finally caved. I picked her up last night and we went to dinner. She wasn’t as bubbly and vibrant as she had been our...