December 2009
14 posts
Merry X-Mas
Merry X-mas everyone. SMD will be on a relaxing—and potentially very boring—vaycay in the woods with family to sip egg nog and work on my book until Jan 4th.
Be sure to check back then to read about my 4th date with “The Po Po”, and to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of SMD.
Thanks to everyone for reading. I hope you recieve some great gifts, and fuck someone strange on...
White People, An Awesome Vagina, An Ear Slap & A...
I’m obviously a white guy, a pale, mildly hairy, Jewish white guy. I love all people, too. Blacks, Asian’s, Latinos, Europeans, Gays, Mormons, depressed people, scat lovers, alcoholics, Eskimo’s, whoever. Put me in a room with a group of anyone and I’ll have a blast. However, once in a while there is a group of folks that I have trouble being around. It’s like, there is a disconnect when I am with...
My "Gay"-zy Sunday
Had quite an interesting weekend. I got slapped in the ear by a douche, felt the most amazing vagina I’ve ever felt—on a 19 year old, in front of 5 people— got hit on by a LOT of men, felt an amazing pair of tits, revisited some scandalous moment’s from my past and last but not least, called a fuckhead by a drunk chick. I’d say that all adds up to a pretty successful weekend. I guess we’ll...
Last Night’s 3rd Date With “The Po Po”, and The...
I tried to see, “The Po Po”, last weekend but no go. She had to work. However, I was lucky enough to score a date last night. I find solace in going on dates during the weekdays. It feels much more relaxed and intimate. Friday and Saturday nights have an odd pressure to them. The weekends feel so much more like, “date night”, and on a weekday you can just call it, “drinks”. On a weekday you can...
Groupies
In my early 20’s I went through a short phase where I wanted to be a rock star. A buddy and I thought we had the right stuff and put together an acoustic duo. We’d play little gigs at smaller bars, coffee shops and open mics around LA. We were trying to be an early 2000’s Simon & Garfunkel, but we fucking sucked, so it was more like Sucky & Garfaggot.
We didn’t have much luck, and...
The Dating Progression
Generally, in my experience it usually takes around 4 dates before I sleep with a woman, sometimes less, sometimes more. But usually date 4 is when it’s time for you to shit or get off the pot. Every woman and every situation is different, but the general progression is always pretty similar.
Date 1.
This is the date when you put your toes in the water and feel each other out. You might go out...
A Bathroom BJ, A Loser & The Single Life
I got together with crazy Jeri this past Saturday night. It’s such an interesting dynamic, her and I. We’ve been fucking, and half-heartedly pursing some out of reach 4-way. At dinner we filled each other in on our latest dates. Kind of odd, and kind of the most ideal situation ever in the history of the fucking world. Ever ever ever. It’s like, I’m out with this girl who’s become a pretty good...
Bald Dudes, Propecia & Getting Old
A couple of weeks ago I went to an industry event with a friend to listen to a panel of speakers. A few days after I went to the event website and checked out photo’s from that evening. There were a few of me, and I looked damn good. Then I came across a couple photo’s that were taken from above the event, looking down on the crowd. I spotted myself in the audience and was shocked to see that the...
This Weekend’s 2nd Date With "The Po Po"
God, what a weekend. I have so much to write about; dates, thoughts, rants & observations. So many things popped into my slimy Ashkenazi head. Oh, and thank you to everyone who responded to my poll email. Some of your responses were quite eye opening and really helped a lot. If anyone still wants to take it, holler at chyo muthafuckin boyee.
Ok so first topic of the week, my 2nd date with...
Thanks To Everyone Who Responded To My Poll Email!...
Last Night’s 1st Date With “The Executive”
A few days ago I got a message on Facebook from a girl I didn’t recognize. “Hey, remember me?” At first glance I had no idea who she was, like zero fucking clue, but after going through a few of her facebook pic’s—there were only three—I totally remembered. I was 22 and she was 20. She had just moved to LA from Boston and was naïve, intimidated and star struck. We met at a party and the...
Poll
I’m looking for a few brave soles to take a quick poll and give me some honest answers about this blog. If interested, please email me singlemansdiary@hotmail.com
Thx
Cheating
Ok so the Tiger Woods voicemail. FUCKING AMAZING. If it is really him, of-course.
Cheating. It’s an interesting thing.
When I am in a relationship, the fear of being cheated on is the key thing that pretty much controls most of my actions. It keeps me romantic, it keeps me sexually active, it keeps me paranoid and insecure. I used to have this huge fear of being left, or fucked over & lied...
"Say Cheese!"
A few weeks ago I picked up a little HD cam, and since then I’ve been on a massive filming frenzy. I’ve been making little ridiculous movies on my computer like there’s no tomorrow, and loving every minute of it. Anyway, despite what people tell me I’ve always considered myself a little un-photogenic, which has always made me a little camera shy. However, since I got my little HD cam I can’t get...