March 2009
11 posts
Follow Up: The Hot Boring Blind Date!
I called my friend and his wife yesterday to get the scoop. I spent the 1st part of the conversation talking with my friend who told me how badly he’d been wanting to fuck the girl I went out with, and how he’s tried to get his wife to have a 3way with her but she always says no. That’s pretty fucking funny. But my friend did say, “I don’t know man, that girl’s smoking hot but she’s...
Last Night’s Blind Date With The Hottest & Most...
My good friends wife has an old college friend or some crap that she’s wanted to link me up with. Every time I pop by their place she mentions it, like “you still need to meet my friend Alex”. I always respond, “yah sure whenever, just let me know”, and forget about it. Now that she’s married and bored (kidding, well not really) she calls me yesterday and asked if I wanted to meet her friend Alex...
A Couple Questions For My Female Readers, & A...
I received a couple comments, and a bunch of emails from women telling me that my last entry really turned them on and I have to admit that I was a little surprised to get that reaction. Not because I think you all are crazy, but because there was a moment when I had T.H.L.S.B.C hogtied that I thought to myself, “is this TOO aggressive? Is she really enjoying this?” And even though I was pretty...
Last Night’s 1st (and probably only) Date With The...
I was somewhat surprised by all the hate mail & comments I received from my last entry. I actually thought I was doing the smart thing and kind of felt good about it all. But hey, I guess I’m not as smart as I thought. Howeverrrrrrrrr, it didn’t stop me from going out with someone else last night so here we go.
I have a female friend from Jr High who lives in Vermont. She’s an attorney,...
An Extremely Slutty Stripper, Too Much Cocaine &...
This isn’t something I usually would write about as it isn’t a “date”, but it was an adventure as a single guy so why not.
This past Saturday night one of my old friends celebrated his 30’Th at a strip club on the west side of LA. This particular friend is a successful film editor and has done quite well for himself. The problem with the dude is that he still thinks he’s in college and he never...
Last Night's Retarded & Awkward Run-In With The...
Over a month ago I blogged about a date & short correspondence I had with a cute little blonde chick a mutual friend hooked me up with. I thought our date actually went quite well. We had dinner & talked for a long time, kissed a little. For 2 weeks after our 1st date she called & sent me numerous text messages but when it came down to making firm plans she would flake and eventually...
Cocaine, & Last Night's 1st Date With My Buddy's...
One of my good friends hired a new assistant a couple months ago and whenever I call his office her & I have a good 1-2 min of playful chatting & phone flirting. She’s younger, 23, really cute Asian girl, kind of hipster-ish with both arms totally covered in tattoo’s (which I love). We quickly met in person about a month ago and she was really fun, full of energy &...
Dating In Your 30's
The comment made by poopyknuckes regarding dating in your 30’s in the previous post was spot on in my opinion. This is something I have been wanting to write about so thanks for the inspiration.
Being single in my 20’s was great. While I was much more confused, insecure and less confident than I am now I always felt I could rely on my youth. Like, “fuck it I’m young I...
Last Night's 1st Date With The Ditzy Boston Blonde...
My younger sister’s wedding was 2 weeks ago and she invited every Tom, Dick & Harry she knew to the wedding. I got the number of some assistant that works in her office. 24, blonde, 5’4, raspy voice, slightly sarcastic and a little ditzy. We were both drunk as shit at the wedding & I had zero recollection of what we talked about but I do remember making out with her near the...
10 More Questions & Situations For DUDES
10 more questions & situations for DUDES. Some of these I’ve already asked my female readers. Ladies you may need to pass this onto some fellas.
Would you date a girl/what would you do…..
1.) That cry’s during sex, EVERY time?
2.) Is supermodel hot but has 1 arm that has a hook as a hand?
3.) Is blind or deaf?
4.) Likes extremely degrading sex… like...
Last Night's 2nd Date With The Blonde Hippie
I get a text yesterday:
“How about Beacon (a wine bar) at 8? Pick me up?”
She gives me her address and I head out. I was still a little put off by the retarded email thread we had the other day but we didn’t have a bad time on our initial date and I thought it would be cool to see her again. I pull up to her place and call when I’m outside. She’s not ready and asks...