August 2009
11 posts
Getting Hard, & The Almighty Erection
I had this period in my early 20’s where I couldn’t get hard when I was with a girl. I can’t remember when it started or why. I think I got too drunk one night and couldn’t get hard (which happens to guys) and the chick said something rude or became offended. After that I developed a complex about it and became super paranoid before hooking up with chicks. “Fuck, what if I can’t get hard,” I’d...
Sex With The Rich Jew, Viagra & "Sobriety"
This past Saturday night I took the rich Jew out for dinner and a 10:55 showing of D-9. Isn’t that fucking sweet? We had a great time and couldn’t keep our hands off each other. Nothing juicy happened except a long, Jr. High style make out at the end of the night.
Then yesterday afternoon she sent me a text:
Wanna come over and watch a movie later?
Well we all know what that means. “Come over...
Dealing With Drunk Chicks
I went to Q’s on Wilshire in West LA last night to meet up with some old college buddies. Q’s sucks and is not my typical hang. However my buddies live on the Westside and for those of you who don’t live in LA, people who live out West won’t travel beyond their Santa Monica comfort zone if their life depended on it. Q’s is a college bar, and those in the bar who aren’t in college still wish they...
My 2nd Date With The Rich Jew
The rich Jew sent me a text to let me know that she was 5 min away. I went downstairs and waited. I could smell the fucking money. She fly’s around the corner in her disgustingly sick Benz and scoops me up. I got in and give her a hug. This car is SICK. She smelled amazing and had abandoned her rocker look for something a little simpler. Her hair in a ponytail, some lipstick, an American Apparel...
Courting, And Doing Shit To "Make Someone Happy"
Being a jobless fucking loser is great and I don’t see this getting old any time soon. I went to bed at 3:30 (drunk) and woke up to a text from my trusty iPhone at 10:57am from the rich Jew.
My friend is having a private screening of his new movie tonight. It’s about a band. Wanna come?
Sounds good, what time? (Like I have anything else better to do)
Starts at 9. I can pick you up at 8. They...
My 1st Date With The Rich Jew
A few day’s ago I attended a Birthday dinner a friend was having at Campanile on LaBrea. I valet parked and walked in to greet the gang. There were probably 15 people there, only 4 of which I knew. I immediately honed in on a blonde girl who seemed to be the only single girl there. I was introduced around the table and when her turn came up she reached out to shake my hand, “I’m Beth,” she said as...
My 1st Gay Experience
I think it was early 2002 and I was desperately trying to get an entry-level job at any marketing firm I could. I didn’t have any “in” anywhere so I was relentless in applying for jobs and constantly followed up with as many companies as I could. After a few month’s I landed an internship at one of the top marketing & PR firms in the city. One of my first jobs there was promoting shitty...
Eating Pussy
Hi, I’m Sam…And I’m a pussy eater. (Hiii Samm)
Going down on a woman is probably my favorite thing to do, sexually. So much so that I will gladly go down on a woman with zero reciprocation or sex afterwards. I understand how that may come off to some. Even as I’m re-reading it I imagined some guy walking down the street, staring at the crotches of every woman who passes him by as he flares...
The Burning Man Fuck
After being laid off I scheduled a vaycay within 2 hours of getting the news. Enough of this shit, time to get the fuck OUT. I hit up a friend of mine who lives where I was going to vaycay to see if she’d be down to chill. This “friend” is a very beautiful and petite Latin girl named Adrian. She lived in LA 8 years ago before moving. Back when she lived here we would go to these crazy electro...
A New Level Of Honesty
So after one of my parents died, the other parent told me that one of the reason’s their marriage was so successful was because they were totally honest with each other. It got me thinking about my past relationships and how much I didn’t say to my ex’s and how it was based on 2 types of fear. Either I was afraid to hurt their feelings, or afraid of what they’d think about...
Back From The Dead And Things Done Changed
Well hello my loyal audience. I know, I know… everyone hates me. After my last post I got laid off and then one of my parents died suddenly. Sucked. So after dealing with my family obligations I took off for a little R&R. Plus, I didn’t really have anything to write about. I came back a week ago and have been doing a lot of thinking. Having the time off has been fucking great, and...