The Pumpkin Pie Fuck
This whole situation with Geri has been strange. I saw her a few weeks ago for the first time in over a year. A week later she’s asking me for a 4-way. She’s beautiful. She’s 27, half Brazilian/Half white, long black hair, 5’3, 105-ish with a bunch of sexy tattoos on her back. We fucked 3 times when I was 21, I think. I can barely remember it. I just remember her being loud as FUCK, which was sexy at first, but I wanted to wrap duct tape around her mouth after a while. I was like, SHUT UP with the drama! I know it’s not that good, I’m Jewish for Christ sakes!
We have the same circle of friends so we’ve run into each other a lot over the years. I’ve seen the guy’s she dates, they’re fucking douches. She likes the typical “bad boy”. White guy’s with heavy tattoo’s, loc’s, spiked hair and a pick up truck with huge tires and tinted windows. Blink-182 nightmares. So, I know we’re night right for each other long term. But she’s super cool and I like her a lot. I thought it was rather fast of her to ask me to hop into a 4-way. But I guess that’s what last night was about. It was a re-introduction.
We drank wine and spent a couple hours surfing the Internet for couples. There was definitely something sleazy about it. A feeling of, “wow, we’re some disgusting, freaky fuckers”. It was hot and it turned the both of us on. Somehow the topic of Halloween came up, then pumpkin pie. By this point I was 3 glasses of wine in and quite buzzed. I was trying to drink away the sleazy craigslist feeling. I said, “I love pumpkin pie”. She responded, “Me too, we should get one”. I grabbed my keys and we set off to the market. I live 2 blocks from a Vons so we walked.
They didn’t have any pumpkin pies so she suggested we get the ingredients. FUCK YEAH! I looked up pumpkin pie recipe on the iPhone and it was ON. We got all that shit. The pumpkin mix, ginger, cloves, whipped cream, graham cracker crust and even a glass pie shell. We were drunk and laughing while gathering all of the ingredients. I was having a GREAT time!
We came back and went straight to the kitchen, and to a 4th glass of wine. I preheated the oven to 425 and we began baking. We drank, laughed, and somehow put together the fucking pie. During the pie’s conception the sexual tension between us was THICK. I’d come up behind her and wrap my arm around her stomach while she was mixing, but I wouldn’t make a move. The anticipation was turning me ON! We put the pie in the oven and slammed it shut. We were drunk and feeling great. I moved in and began kissing her.
She kissed me right back and grabbed my hair. OUCH, shit woman! She’s only 5’3, I picked her up and put her on my kitchen counter so we were face to face. We made out for 5 minutes before she ripped off my shirt. I wasn’t sure how far we were going to go at that moment, but after the shirt came off I decided to fuck her right there in the kitchen. I took off her shirt & bra then went for the pants. She hopped off the counter and took them off for me. Then she unzipped my jeans and pulled them down with my boxers.
I put her back on my counter and pushed her back so I could eat her out. She was totally shmotally shaved. ZERO hair. CHA-CHING! I began to eat her out and quickly found myself a very uncomfortable position. I was bent over and contorted. I wanted to keep going so I thought about bringing her to the room, wait fuck that. I wanted to fuck her in the kitchen. After 2 minutes I came up and began to kiss her again. SHIT! I NEED A CONDOM! I told her I would be right back. I did a speed walk to the bathroom with my erection swinging side-to-side, grabbed the condom and came right back. She was still on the counter. We started kissing again as I slipped on the condom, and we began fucking.
After 5 min she started SCREAMING. “YES, OHHHH OHHHHH GOOOOOD”. I mean she was LOUD. I kept stopping to say, “Shhhhhh! I have neighbors”. Do you REALLY need to yell like that? I couldn’t have her screaming bloody murder out my kitchen windows so I took her to the bedroom. I plopped down on my back. She began riding me. She was really fucking me good. She was bouncing up and down. Then she’d press her waist all the way against mine and move back and forth like a machine. Usually that doesn’t feel very good, but somehow she worked it and got the friction going just right. She fucked me like that for 10 minutes, screaming like she was being stabbed the whole time until I came. I came hard, too. I hated the screaming but it got to the point where it was funny, like a bad porno.
We sat in bed together for a few minutes. SHIT, THE PIE! It was fine. I gave her a t-shirt and we spent the rest of the night stuffing our faces. She slept over and left early this morning. Looks like I have another new partner in crime. I was really happy she came over, and really happy that she initiated all of this. I feel great today. It’s a good fucking morning. I gotta do something about that screaming though!
4 months ago
