Single Mans Diary

I am a 30 yr old single Jewish dude in California. I work in entertainment, college educated, decent looking, very insecure, neurotic, super sensitive, funny, confused and totally together. These are my adventures in dating, sex, love, and how I truly feel about the women I go out with. Please let me know what you think. I'd love to hear your honest opinions. Oh, and yes the grammar sucks I know. It's like that for a reason, trust me don't ask. - - Single Man's Diary The Book, Coming 2010

October 8, 2009

It's That Time Again: 10 More Questions For Readers

1.) Girls: Would you date a guy who had the body of a god & the mind of David Beckham, but a full on ZZ-Top beard?

2.) Girls/Guys: You’ve been dating someone for a few months when you come across some pictures of a few of their EX’s. To your surprise, each one is fat as FUCK. I’m taking morbidly obese, 400+ lbs, biggest loser status. How do you feel?

3.) Girls/Guys: Would you date someone who’s under 35 and been divorced, twice?

4.) Girls/Guys: You start dating someone. After a month or 2 he/she tells you they don’t really like to fuck, and would prefer oral sex only from now on. However, it’s the most mind blowing, eye rolling oral you’ve ever had and you know you’ll never find head that good again.

Do you keep dating them?

5.) Guys: You meet a woman at a bar and get her number. Within an hour of the 1st date she tells you she lost both her breasts to cancer and her bra is just a filler.

Do you see her again?

6.) Guys: You DON’T want kids and are religious about using condoms. You’ve been dating a girl for a month when one day your condom breaks during sex. You ask her to get the morning after pill to be safe and she says no. A month later she’s preggo and says she’s keeping the baby.

Do you feel trapped?

7.) Girls: The new, hot & amazing guy you’ve been dating is obsessed with your feet. He prefers to cum while foot fucking you over fucking you normally. What do you do?

8.) Girls/Guys: You’ve been dating someone of another ethnicity and you really, really like them. You like them a fucking LOT. While in the car with you one day he shouts an EXTREMELY racial slur at someone who cut’s him off, and it’s someone from YOUR race.

What do you do?

9.) Girls/Guys: You’ve been dating someone for 2 months and it’s going well. He/she has a scheduled family brunch he/she goes to every Sunday morning. One Sunday while while running errands you see her/him with a bunch of Jehovah’s Witnesses, knocking on doors to spread the word of god. What do you do?

10.) You’ve been dating someone for 1 year. There are a few little problems in the relationship but overall things are great. Your GF/BF has been jobless for 3 months. All of the sudden he/she gets hired at to do their dream job, but it’s 1000 miles away. However, the job is only temporary. He/She will be back in 6 months.

Do you kill the relationship?